Rovian Shitstorm (Part 4): Wolves
Posted : October 22, 2004 at 4:04 pm [America/Los_Angeles]
Latest RNC Ad titled “Wolves” (Fact check)
Senator Kerry responded with this:
Latest Senator Kerry Ad titled “Protect”
Nice! Anyway, on a lighter note, here are a few suggestions that supporters of Senator Kerry came up with soon after “Wolves” was released.
A brave (and funny) Kerry supporter had this Ad idea for Senator Kerry as a reponse to “Wolves”:
Fantasy ad:
Same exact wolves ad only right before the end
Kerry steps in and shoots them all dead!
Leaving the voice over speechles…..
Another offered this..
A picture of Saddam and Osama on the same screen.
“Can YOU tell these two men apart?”
“Your President can’t.”
“One of them did 9/11?”
“Guess which one your President went after?”
“The other one is still killing people.”
“John Kerry can tell them apart.”“Vote for a Commander in Chief with Better Vision”
“A Commander in Chief who will make us safer”.One picture on the screen throughout the ad.
Saddam on the left, Osama on the right.
Yet another had this idea..
…here’s my script for an Ad titled “Cried Wolf”
First they told the world there were weapons of mass destruction
Then they said al queda had a connection to Iraq
Now, after crying wolf so many times that our traditional allies no longer trust America’s word, GWB releases an ad trying to scare the American people with wolves.
GB (George Bush), stop crying wolf - John Kerry knows that protecting America means you have to be strong AND smart. America will be safer with John Kerry.
Finally..
here’s a wolf parody ad, blended from a few different concepts on the blog:
Two wolves sitting on a mountaintop, talking to each other.
-cowboys ride by in a hurry
Wolf #1 - “where are those guys going?”
Wolf #2 - “off to protect some oilfields in Iraq”
Wolf #1 - “It’s a good thing they’re not after us, huh?. Now let’s get across that border before they actually fund some homeland security.”
Cut to clip of Bush: “I’m just not that worried about him…”
- Anand
Category: United (or not) State of American Politics 2004
2 Comments
Kerry could lead his way out open air park. After 20 years in congress and no original idaes of his own. He is trying to lie to Americans, He read the same inteligence reports as GW and voted to go to war! Then voted no to fund the GI’s he voted to send there. I grew up Democract, but even I was taught not to believe a LAIR!
Posted by: Anonymous at October 23, 2004 @ 6:27 pm
Well, you seem to be “really” angry at Senator Kerry. I am not sure why. The only explanation that I can come up with is that you’re getting more than your fair share of news dosage from our friends (or not) on Fox News and conservative radio talkshows.
Having said that, I respect your feelings and opinions. I hope you’ll do the same..:-)
- Anand
Posted by: Anand Sharma at October 24, 2004 @ 9:29 am