Oxymorons..;-)
Posted : December 26, 2004 at 6:14 pm [America/Los_Angeles]
[via Joke of the day: Oxymorons]
49. MS JVM
48. Java debugging
47. Act naturally
46. Found missing
45. Resident alien
44. Advanced BASIC
43. Genuine imitation
42. Airline Food
41. Good grief
40. Same difference
39. Almost exactly
38. Government organization
37. Sanitary landfill
36. Alone together
35. Legally drunk
34. Silent scream
33. American history
32. Living dead
31. Small crowd
30. Business ethics
29. Soft rock
28. Butt Head
27. Military Intelligence
26. Software documentation
25. New York culture
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. “Now, then …”
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
09. Political science
08. Tight slacks
07. Definite maybe
06. Pretty ugly
05. Twelve-ounce pound cake
04. Diet ice cream
03. Working vacation
02. Exact estimate
And the Number one top OXY-Moron
01. Microsoft Works
- Anand
Category: Other stuff
6 Comments
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Java Debugging
MS JVM
Posted by: BillJoy at December 27, 2004 @ 5:32 am
Oops not added in a line
01. Java Debugging
02. MS JVM
Posted by: Bill Joy at December 27, 2004 @ 5:33 am
Anand,
Hahaha! I studied BASIC in high-school (can guess my age, then). But it was pretty basic BASIC, not an oxymoron.
Since I’m late for Christmas wishes, ho,ho,ho, I wish you a wonderful 2005!!!
Take care!
Posted by: Camila at December 27, 2004 @ 7:29 am
Thanks Bill. Luved your suggestions. And added them to the list
- Anand
p.s.
You’re not “the” Bill Joy, are you?
Posted by: Anand Sharma at December 27, 2004 @ 12:20 pm
Thanks Camila! And same to you and yours.
- Anand
Posted by: Anand Sharma at December 27, 2004 @ 12:23 pm
Could not contain my excitement. So ended up doing a reverse map of your IP address “Bill”. Well, it seems you are “Bill” from India (cause your ISP shows up as Videsh Sanchar Nigam Ltd.)
Not that the real “Bill Joy” (of Sun Microsystems) is any more welcome than you are..;-)
- Anand
Posted by: Anand Sharma at December 27, 2004 @ 12:29 pm