You know you need a life when..;-)
Posted : July 4, 2004 at 7:47 pm [America/Los_Angeles]
- Your best friend is someone that you chat with online but have never met.
You see a beautiful sunset and you expect to save it to your desktop.
You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle,
sending your car careening toward a flimsy guard rail that separates you from the
precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death. You frantically search for the “Back” button.You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
You tell the cab driver you live at http://550.mansion.grove/apartment/103.html
Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage…so you install IM on her computer.
Finally, your personal bathroom/restroom looks like the figure above
Note:
This list is a dumb plagiarism of this
- Anand
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Reasons Why Windows is Not a Virus
1. Viruses
are free.
2. Viruses
don’t take up most of your hard drive.
3. Viruses
don’t need 80 megs of RAM.
4. Viruses
don’t have major bugs.
5. Viruses
don’t have three different sets of documentation.
6. Viruses
don’t leak info to the press about the upcoming Jerusalem 95, to keep people
from switching to Michelangelo/2 Warp.
7. Viruses
aren’t on every computer.
8. Nobody
cares if a virus turns out to be 16 bit, even though it is advertised as 32…
9. Viruses
install themselves !
Posted by: Indra2 at July 5, 2004 @ 9:07 am
- Anand
Posted by: Anand Sharma at July 5, 2004 @ 12:37 pm