Segmentation Fault: Core dumped..;-)

Windows 2000 source code..;-)

Posted : June 13, 2004 at 1:48 pm [America/Los_Angeles]

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/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */

#include “win31.h”

#include “win95.h”

#include “win98.h”

#include “workst~1.h”

#include “evenmore.h”

#include “oldstuff.h”

#include “billrulz.h”

#include “monopoly.h”

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()

{

     while(!CRASHED)

{

display_copyright_message();

display_bill_rules_message();

do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)

{

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

do_nothing_loop();

totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();

disable_Netscape();

disable_RealPlayer();

disable_Lotus_Products();

hang_system();

}

write_something(anything);

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)

{

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

basically_run_windows_3.1();

do_nothing_loop();

do_nothing_loop();

}

}

if (detect_cache())

disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())

{

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

set_mouse(action, jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

}

/* printf(”Welcome to Windows 3.1″);

*/

/* printf(”Welcome to Windows 3.11″);


*/

/* printf(”Welcome to Windows 95″);

*/

/* printf(”Welcome to Windows NT 3.0″);

*/

/* printf(”Welcome to Windows 98″);


*/

/* printf(”Welcome to Windows NT 4.0″);

*/

printf(“Welcome to Windows 2000″);

if (system_ok())

crash(to_dos_prompt)

else

system_memory =

open(“a:swp0001.swp”, O_CREATE);

while(something)

{

sleep(5);

get_user_input();

sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();

sleep(5);

}

create_general_protection_fault();

}

- Anand

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